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quotes[0]='I\’d rather be a hammer than a nail, yes I would, if I only could, I surely would. <i><br>-Simon &amp; Garfunkel - El Condor Pasa (If I Could)</i>'

quotes[1]='I\'m a wheel, I\'m a wheel, I can roll, I can feel, and you can\'t stop me turning. <i><br>-Rainbow - Man On The Silver Mountain</i>'

quotes[2]='I ain\'t afraid of no ghost. <i><br>-Ray Parker Junior - Ghostbusters</i>'

quotes[3]='I\'ve been down and I\'m wondering why, these little black clouds keep walking around with me. <i><br>-Stereophonics - Maybe Tomorrow</i>'

quotes[4]='When you believe in things that you don\'t understand, then you suffer. <i><br>-Stevie Wonder - Superstition</i>'

quotes[5]='If looks could kill they probably will. <i><br>-Peter Gabriel - Games Without Frontiers</i>'

quotes[6]='You walked into the room, I just had to laugh. <i><br>-Tears For Fears - Change</i>'

quotes[7]='If the boys want to fight, you\'d better let \'em. <i><br>-Thin Lizzy - The Boys Are Back In Town</i>'

quotes[8]='Knocking me out with those American thighs. <i><br>-AC-DC - You Shook Me All Night Long</i>'

quotes[9]='There\'s things I want, there\'s things I think I want. <i><br>-Stereophonics - Just Looking</i>'

quotes[10]='People in love get fast and foolish, people in love get everything wrong. <i><br>-The Feeling - Never Be Lonely</i>'

quotes[11]='I can\'t help about the shape I\'m in, I can\'t sing, I ain\'t pretty and my legs are thin. <i><br>-Fleetwood Mac - Oh Well</i>'

quotes[12]='He needs a quiet room with a lock to keep him in. <i><br>-Foo Fighters - Friend Of A Friend</i>'

quotes[13]='Saturday night and I just got paid, gonna fool about ain\'t gonna save. <i><br>-Deep Purple - Speed King</i>'

quotes[14]='I\'ve got nothing to say today, I used my words up yesterday. <i><br>-Deep Purple - Bananas</i>'

quotes[15]='Would someone please explain, the reason for this strange behaviour. <i><br>-Duran Duran - Skin Trade</i>'

quotes[16]='Wanted a woman, never bargained for you. <i><br>-Led Zeppelin - Dazed And Confused</i>'

quotes[17]='You better get yourself together, pretty soon you\'re gonna be dead. <i><br>-John Lennon - Instant Karma</i>'

quotes[18]='I wish I was like you, easily amused. <i><br>-Nirvana - All Apologies</i>'

quotes[19]='I\'ll have two scotch eggs and a jar of marmite. <i><br>-Half Man Half Biscuit - 24 Hour Garage People</i>'

quotes[20]='Take your time, hurry up, the choice is yours, don\'t be late. <i><br>-Nirvana - Come As You Are</i>'

quotes[21]='Run and tell all of the angels, this could take all night, think I need a devil to help me get things right. <i><br>-Foo Fighters - Learn To Fly</i>'

quotes[22]='My mother was a queen, my dad I\'ve never seen, I was never meant to be. <i><br>-Iron Maiden - Wrathchild</i>'

quotes[23]='He said do you want to know the truth son, I\'ll tell you the truth, your soul\'s gonna burn in the lake of fire. <i><br>-Iron Maiden - Can I Play With Madness</i>'

quotes[24]='My name is Lucifer please take my hand. <i><br>-Black Sabbath - N.I.B</i>'

quotes[25]='Let me take your hand, I\'m shaking like milk. <i><br>-The Cure - Let\'s Go To Bed</i>'

quotes[26]='I\'ve waited hours for this, I\'ve made myself so sick, I wish I\'d stayed asleep today. <i><br>-The Cure - Close To Me</i>'

quotes[27]='Catch a bright star and a place it on your forehead, say a few spells and baby, there you go. <i><br>-T. Rex - Ride A White Swan</i>'

quotes[28]='I bought a ticket to the world, but now I\'ve come back again. <i><br>-Spandau Ballet - True</i>'

quotes[29]='There is nothing better in life than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Biro. <i><br>-Half Man Half Biscuit - The Best Things In Life</i>'

quotes[30]='Mention the Lord of the Rings just once more, and I\'ll more than likely kill you.. <i><br>-Half Man Half Biscuit - Dickie Davies Eyes</i>'

quotes[31]='I\'ve eaten the sun so my tongue has been burned of the taste. <i><br>-Alice In Chains - Down In A Hole</i>'

quotes[32]='I smoke myself into a haze in the afternoon. <i><br>-Ash - A Life Less Ordinary</i>'

quotes[33]='All possibilities are landing at my feet, there\'s nothing I can see but possibilities. <i><br>-Badly Drawn boy - All Possibilities</i>'

quotes[34]='Some days I just don\'t worry, I let it pour through me, some days I need to bury the very depths of me. <i><br>-Big Country - East Of Eden</i>'

quotes[35]='One of them\'s off her food, and the other one\'s off his head. <i><br>-Billy Bragg - Little Time Bomb</i>'

quotes[36]='I don\'t want no hard cash, I just want the easy money. <i><br>-Billy Joel - Easy Money</i>'

quotes[37]='I can\'t abide what I\'ve done before, I want to open up another door. <i><br>-The Charlatans (UK) - How High</i>'

quotes[38]='Everyday you make the sun come out, even in the pouring rain. <i><br>-The Charlatans (UK) - North Country Boy</i>'

quotes[39]='Smiling as the shit comes down, you can tell a man from what he has to say. <i><br>-Crowded House - Four Seasons In One Day</i>'

quotes[40]='Dull, dull grey, the colour of our times. <i><br>-Crowded House - Whispers And Moans</i>'

quotes[41]='You know you got it, hey, but are you gettin\' it? Ooh, really gettin\' it? Oh, come get it from me. <i><br>-Def Leppard - Armageddon It</i>'

quotes[42]='Midnight creeps so slowly into hearts of men who need more than they get, daylight deals a bad hand to a woman who has laid too many bets. <i><br>-Earth Wind And Fire - Boogie Wonderland</i>'

quotes[43]='You think you\'re very nice, you think you\'re nice as pie, you\'re stupid. <i><br>-Sultans Of Ping FC - Stupid Kid</i>'

quotes[44]='Eat natural foods, bathe twice daily, fill your nostrils up with gravy, don\'t drink tea and don\'t drink coffee, cover your chin in Yorkshire toffee. <i><br>-Sultans Of Ping FC - Where\'s Me Jumper</i>'

quotes[45]='Until the colour of a man\'s skin is of no more significance than the colour of his eyes, everywhere will be war. <i><br>-Bob Marley - War</i>'

quotes[46]='Trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen. <i><br>-Morrissey - Every Day Is Like Sunday</i>'

quotes[47]='I was looking for a job and then I found a job. <i><br>-The Smiths - Heaven Knows I\'m Miserable Now</i>'

quotes[48]='When you\'re chewing life\'s gristle, don\'t grumble, give a whistle. <i><br>-Monty Python - Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life</i>'

quotes[49]='How can you lie there and think of England when you don\'t even know who\'s in the team? <i><br>-Billy Bragg - Greetings To The New Brunette</i>'

quotes[50]='Nothing matters but the weekend from a Tuesday point of view. <i><br>-The Kings - Switchin\' To Glide</i>'

quotes[51]='You\'re sorta stuck where you are, but in your dreams you can buy expensive cars. <i><br>-The Flaming Lips - Bad Days</i>'

quotes[52]='Tell me what you\'ve seen, was it a dream, was I in it? <i><br>-The Verve - On Your Own</i>'

quotes[53]='You wanna know why you feel so hollow? Because you are. <i><br>-Queens Of The Stone Age - Everybody Knows That You Are Insane</i>'

quotes[54]='Cozied up to the toilet, face stuck to the floor, I met expectations that I was tryin\' to ignore. <i><br>-Queens Of The Stone Age - I Was A Teenage Hand Model</i>'

quotes[55]='Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power? Wonderboy, won\'t you take me far away from the mucky-muck man? <i><br>-Tenacious D - Wonderboy</i>'

quotes[56]='Friendship is rare, do you know what I\'m sayin\' to you? Friendship is rare. My derriere, when you find out much later that they don\'t really care.  <i><br>-Tenacious D - Friendship</i>'

quotes[57]='Talking to you is like clapping with one hand. <i><br>-Anthrax - Caught In A Mosh</i>'

quotes[58]='I drink three six packs, just so I can look at your face. <i><br>-Anthrax - Finale</i>'

quotes[59]='Why is the bedroom so cold, turned away on your side? <i><br>-Joy Division - Love Will Tear Us Apart</i>'

quotes[60]='This is getting old and so are you, everything you know and never knew will run through your fingers just like sand - enjoy it while you can. <i><br>-Faith No More - Last Cup of Sorrow</i>'

quotes[61]='Oh, it\'s a dirty job but someone\'s gotta do it. <i><br>-Faith No More - We Care A Lot</i>'

quotes[62]='I got a job with Stanley, he said I\'d come in handy, he started me on Monday, so I had a bath on Sunday. <i><br>-Squeeze - Up The Junction</i>'

quotes[63]='Early morning when I wake up I look like Kiss but without the make up. <i><br>-Robbie Williams - Strong</i>'

quotes[64]='Quick to the point, to the point no fakin\', Cookin\' MCs like a pound of bacon. <i><br>-Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby</i>'

quotes[65]='Woke up about eleven, with hair like Brian May. <i><br>-Half Man Half Biscuit - Hair Like Brian May Blues</i>'

quotes[66]='Don\'t let them change ya, or even rearrange ya. <i><br>-Bob Marley - Could You Be Loved?</i>'

quotes[67]='I am... I said, to no one there, and no one heard at all, not even the chair. <i><br>-Neil Diamond - I Am... I Said</i>'

quotes[68]='Stop making the eyes at me, I\'ll stop making the eyes at you, and what it is that surprises me, is that I don\'t really want you to. <i><br>-Arctic Monkeys - I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor</i>'

quotes[69]='The grabbing hands grab all they can. <i><br>-Depeche Mode - Everything Counts</i>'

quotes[70]='Mother tries to choke me with roast beef and sits savouring her sole Ryvita, that\'s the way you\'re built, my father said. <i><br>-Manic Street Preachers - 4st 7lb</i>'

quotes[71]='They say I might as well work in a bank, I tell them I wish I was, they tell me that I\'m sick in the head. <i><br>-Manic Street Preachers - Mr Carbohydrate</i>'

quotes[72]='Satan rejected my soul, he knows my kind, he won\'t be dragged down, he\'s seen my face around. <i><br>-Morrissey - Satan Rejected My Soul</i>'

quotes[73]='We hate it when our friends become successful, and if they\'re northern, that makes it even worse. <i><br>-Morrissey - We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful</i>'

quotes[74]='Just an ambulance at the bottom of a cliff. <i><br>-Manic Street Preachers - Yes</i>'

quotes[75]='And you may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful house! And you may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful wife! <i><br>-Talking Heads - Once In A Lifetime</i>'

quotes[76]='You say you wanna stay by my side, darling your head\'s not right. <i><br>-The Strokes - Someday</i>'

quotes[77]='There is no wrong, there is no right, the circle only has one side. <i><br>-Travis - Side</i>'

quotes[78]='Her name was Magil, and she called herself Lil, but everyone knew her as Nancy. <i><br>-The Beatles - Rocky Raccoon</i>'

quotes[79]='The devil will find work for idle hands to do, I stole and I lied, and why? Because you asked me to. <i><br>-The Smiths - What Difference Does It Make</i>'

quotes[80]='And if a ten ton truck kills the both of us, to die by your side, well the pleasure, the privilege is mine. <i><br>-The Smiths - There Is A Light That Never Goes Out</i>'

quotes[81]='Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said I\'d like to smash every tooth in your head. <i><br>-The Smiths - Big Mouth Strikes Again</i>'

quotes[82]='Some girls are bigger than others, some girls\' mothers are bigger than other girls\' mothers. <i><br>-The Smiths - Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others</i>'

quotes[83]='Don\'t forget, I know secrets about you. <i><br>-Rod Stewart - Baby Jane</i>'

quotes[84]='Girl you knows it\'s true, like Milli Vanilli, I\'ll buy you ten fags on a daytrip to Caerphilly. <i><br>-Goldie Lookin\' Chain - You Knows I Loves You</i>'

quotes[85]='Binge drinking, binge drinking, tried keeping up with your missus, what was I thinking? <i><br>-Goldie Lookin\' Chain  - Your Missus Is A Nutter</i>'

quotes[86]='You\'re the kind of person you meet at certain dismal, dull affairs, centre of a crowd, talking much too loud, running up and down the stairs. <i><br>-The Rolling Stones - 19th Nervous Breakdown</i>'

quotes[87]='I met a gin soaked bar-room queen in Memphis, she tried to take me upstairs for a ride. <i><br>-The Rolling Stones - Honky Tonk Woman</i>'

quotes[88]='You\'re sort of young but you\'re over aged, I don\'t care \'cause I like your style, don\'t know about your brain but you look alright. <i><br>-Rainbow - All Night Long</i>'

quotes[89]='I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing \'til they got a hold of me. <i><br>-Alice Cooper - No More Mr Nice Guy</i>'

quotes[90]='Man\'s got his woman to take his seed, he\'s got the power, oh, she\'s got the need. <i><br>-Alice Cooper - Only Women Bleed</i>'

quotes[91]='Just cause you don\'t understand what\'s going on, don\'t mean it don\'t make no sense, and just cause you don\'t like it,don\'t mean it ain\'t no good. <i><br>-Suicidal Tendencies - You Can\'t Bring me Down</i>'

quotes[92]='You try to be a lady but you\'re walking like a sour kraut. <i><br>-Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Storm In A Teacup</i>'

quotes[93]='Things will never be the same, still I\'m awfully glad I came. <i><br>-Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Midnight</i>'

quotes[94]='That\'s the way I like it baby, I don\'t want to live forever. <i><br>-Motorhead - Ace Of Spades</i>'

quotes[95]='Octoped, you\'ve got six hands too many, and you can\'t keep them to yourself, you\'re too fat and too old to marry, so they left you on the shelf. <i><br>-The Darkness - Get Your Hands Off My Woman</i>'

quotes[96]='Once upon a time the idea was good, if only they\'d a done what they said they would. <i><br>-Frank Zappa - Stick Together</i>'

quotes[97]='I don\'t know if I\'m up or down, whether black is white or blue is brown, the colours of my life are all different somehow, little boy blue\'s a big girl now. <i><br>-Black Sabbath - Killing Yourself To Live</i>'

quotes[98]='There is unrest in the forest, there is trouble with the trees, for the maples want more sunlight, and the oaks ignore their pleas. <i><br>-Rush - The Trees</i>'

quotes[99]='People said we couldn\'t play, they called us foul-mouthed, but the only notes that really count are the ones that come in wads. <i><br>-The Sex Pistols - The Great Rock \'n\' Roll Swindle</i>'

quotes[100]='I\'m burnin\' solid rubber I don\'t take no bull. <i><br> - Saxon - Wheels Of Steel</i>'

quotes[101]='There\'s a five minute break and that\'s all you take, for a cup of cold coffee and a piece of cake. <i><br> - Cat Stevens - Matthew And Son</i>'

quotes[102]='Some people cry and some people die by the wicked ways of love. <i><br> - Led Zeppelin - Heartbreaker</i>'

quotes[103]='I could be wholesome, I could be loathsome, I guess I\'m a little bit shy. <i><br> - Mika - Grace Kelly</i>'

quotes[104]='I may be scattered, a little shattered, what does it matter? <i><br> - Foo Fighters - Disenchanted Lullaby</i>'

quotes[105]='It\'s not the way you look, it\'s not the way that you smile, although there\'s something to them. <i><br> - A Flock Of Seagulls - Wishing (If I Had A Photograph Of You)</i>'

quotes[106]='Get told I should be happy, I got no rights on how I feel. <i><br> - Manic Street Preachers - Never Want Again</i>'

quotes[107]='You know I\'ll change, if change is what you require, your every wish, your every dream, hope, desire.<i><br> - Human League - Mirror Man</i>'

quotes[108]='Life is hard, and so am I, you better give me something so I don\'t die.<i><br> - Eels - Novacaine For The Soul</i>'

quotes[109]='In my fantasy you look good entwined, in my hair and skin and spit and sweat and spilled red wine.<i><br> - Incubus - Pantomime</i>'

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